Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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