I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
