We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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