Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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