I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
please come you make the beer taste better
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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