Don't you send me to vm
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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