dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
