Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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