and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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