We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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