Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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