Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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