normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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