You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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