i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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