I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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