I'm eating all of the evidence.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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