I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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