so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
worst night to have a conscience
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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