the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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