i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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