I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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