The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm really busy with my period
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