I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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