Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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