Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Randomize
