i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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