you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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