I wish i was in the wii world.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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