You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Randomize
