Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
its not stalking. its research.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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