he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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