HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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