She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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