love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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