4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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