that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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