Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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