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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My vagina just recognized that song.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My vagina is very pro this idea
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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