Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I understand Curling. That high.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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