Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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