your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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