Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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