He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
