im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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