Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
