He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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