quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
