the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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