So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
