Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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