you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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